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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
- W C Fields
He had the compassion of an icicle and the generosity of a pawnbroker.
- S J Perelman on Groucho Marx
Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
- Abbey Hoffman
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
- Don Rickles
Breasts like Granite and a brain like Swiss Cheese
- Billy Wilder on Marilyn Monroe
The thief of bad gags.
- Walter Winchell on Milton Berne
I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born
- Ronald Reagan
He's proof that there's life after death.
- Mort Sahl on Ronald Reagan
The only genius with an IQ of 60.
- Gore Vidal on Andy Warhol
He's so ugly they ought to donate his face to the world wildlife fund.
- Muhammad Ali on Joe Frazier
She's so stupid she returns bowling balls because they've got holes in them.
- Joan Rivers on Bo Derek
Are You Single?
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
- Bob Wells
Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.
- Screen Tester on Fred Astaire
An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf.
- Ross Perot on Dan Quayle
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.
- Rex Reed on Marlon Brando
He could start a row in an empty house
- Sir Alex Ferguson on footballer Dennis Wise
When Kissinger can get the Nobel Peace Prize, what is there left for satire?
- Tom Lehrer on Henry Kissinger
Shaw writes his plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
- George Nathan on George Bernard Shaw
He is to acting what Liberace was to pumping iron.
- Rex Reed on Sylvester Stallone
What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?
- Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
- Shakespeare
When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad that they have to get better.
Author: Malcolm Forbes
When we accept tough jobs as a challenge and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen.
Author: Arland Gilbert
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best -- that is inspiration.
Author: Robert Bresson
When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
Author: Phyllis Bottome
When you row another person across the river, you get there yourself.
Author: Fortune Cookie
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
Author: Confucius
Whoever does not try, does not learn.
Author: Jewish Saying
Wise [persons] learn by others’ mistakes, fools by their own.
Author: Henry George Bohn
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
Author: Henry Ford
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
Author: Michael Jordan
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
Author: Henry Ford
One today is worth two tomorrows.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
Our friends should be companions who inspire us, who help us rise to our best.
Author: Joseph B. Wirthlin
Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Author: Confucius
Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Author: Gordon B. Hinckley
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